Saturday, 13 June 2015
Bits and pieces: the trouble with willies.
For a fair while, Ethan has played with his willy and found it another fascinating part of his body. Biology. Learning. Great, I thought.
That was until he found out his willy had powers, unknown to him previously; the foreskin and the ability to move this up and down. Nothing prepared me for this. Nowhere in any class or book do they tell you that one day your lovely two year old will run in and reveal to you something which looks like it belongs in a lab.
I feel sorry for my Mum, who experienced this first, from he dear grandson.
Now, I get that this is natural and curiosity is a positive attitude but really? It's grim. Plus, trying to explain to my boy that this could hurt himself and make his willy dirty is fairly challenging. He just finds it hilarious. Obviously.