Wednesday, 17 October 2012

A lesson in poo-cabulary!

This isn't the first time I have written shit. I am sure it won't be the last either. I just love talking shit and with a new baby and new Mummy friends I can now chat shit freely. When I say talking shit I mean as in discussing it. From the colour to the smell to the consistency we love it! We are what you could call poo-aholics.

Recently Ethan had a bad case of trapped wind which nothing seemed to fix. It just stayed inside. After two days of praying to the Poo Gods we finally had action and it was everywhere! Honestly, my prayers were well and truly answered with that bad boy!

When comparing poo notes with another Mum I was introduced to her term for these poo explosions of a poo-nami! Brilliant! Poo-nami has possibly become my favourite of the poo-cabulary! It is simple, clever and funny with all the makings of a perfect play on words which I hope will one day be included in the Oxford English Dictionary.

Sadly, these poo-cabulary additions to the English Language will just have to stay here in my own personal Dictionary. For now at least.

Poo-cabulary:

Poo-aholic

1: one who feels compulsively the need to talk about poo. 
2: one who likes studying and talking about poo to the excess.
 
Poo Gods
 
1: the Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshipped as creator and ruler of the universe
2: a being or object believed to have more than natural poo attributes and powers and to require human worship.
3: a person or thing of supreme poo value.
4: a powerful ruler of poo. 
  
Poo-nami

1: a great wave produced especially by submarine poo movement or volcanic arse eruption.
 
 
 
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